Darktide is great. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… 217 upvotes · 7 comments. Literally the most famous imperial guard soldiers are kinda like pugs. This statements came from the same person : r/Grimdank. 3K votes, 132 comments. Only opponent I fought was a Harlequin player with their BS 'ignore all terrain and enemy models' flip belts, and tried to BS that they had 3 different saves against damage. " "EXTERMINATUS IT IS!" "Sir, that child got stuck in the pipe! Overloading the pressure might kill him!" "We have only one chance to prosper, and if you do not seize it, then I will!!" Galactic Empire and the Imperium are both the least bad option for humanity in both settings. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. AuthLeft does tend to use the Khronite battle strategy of "throw all the bodies at the problem until you win or run out of bodies". Brother 🖤. Female Magnus, thicc tomboy thousand sons, I see nothing wrong with this. 4K. Grimdank : Civil War. r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. Rubixraptor my beloved. Since Friday,. Lmao i thought it was a reference to that one 1d4 fanfic of a dreadnought that got stuck in a cave with a necron for god knows how long and then became friends. yunivor • 1 yr. Nah just imperial propaganda. 374K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Heck, the mouth might even tell you a joke every now and then. r/GradualChaos. At the eternity gate, Sangiunius beats a Titan, a Daemin Prince and and then Angron in successon. TempestM •. r/Grimdank. I'm Still Standing by Elton John. 3 meter tall demigod of war clad in ensorcelled armor and weapon VS manlet with a minigun. One Man. Big dakka. ago. Everyone's talking about Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the. Good bois never die, they lie at the feet of the Golden One. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. Get an unnamed HQ that comes in the same box as the "many models" unit, and then one big gimmic thing. But serve me, unconditionally, not gonna tell you why. Hey, at least they're going to help make that occasion truly special! Not in the way she expected, but special after all! upvotes · 14. UltraMehreen • 3 yr. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Flair checks out. Submissive Bishounen Skitarii are logical. Rule book leaked. " "Congratulations Commissar, you have been given the honor of distracting the swarm while your men live to fight another day in the Emperor's name. No, you still need multiple orks to make something happen. 6. r/Grimdank. Comissar Blackadder hears scratching noises. GW pretty explicitly allows kitbashed and custom minis, and even 3d printed ones (as long as the player sculpted it themselves). Depending on the severity of the post the user can face a ban. Prospero, of course, that's pretty obvious. Everyone should be angry, ecstatic, exhausted, in pain, and thoroughly satisfied by the end. An onyx-skinned warrior was standing before him, armoured in forest green. Grimdark. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms6. Starcraft is just 40k with 3rd party minis. 6K votes, 185 comments. You stan the faction that gets the overwhelming majority of model releases and attention from GW. Heartbreaking Ogryn copypasta. - Grimdank Mod Team. I hope you’ll have a good day and a wonderful Christmas! Thanks so much!! You too. ago. Join. Most of the true ones unfortunately are dead, for quite, obvious reasons. Purple LibRight Slaanesh takes too much damn sense. A major world took a tragic loss, but despite that individual drive and spirit of not just the guard, but every human who understands this context needs to steel themselves so that the imperium and humanity as a whole needs. 7. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. r/DeathBattleMatchups. 6. Severe-Opportunity15 Most Likely Not Alpharius. 2. r/Grimdank. A legendary ancient knight from the elder scrolls universe. Oh so they get one game and suddenly they think they’re hot shit. Lore discussion vs. Sigmar is an ideal as much as he is a man or a God, that the human spirit is utterly indomitable and that even from the humblest beginnings might a meek soul rise to become a lion among men. Then it seemed to become a crusade for some people to make it. 7K votes, 33 comments. Darcitus • 3 hr. The mental image of a Homunculus using his extensive knowledge of the flesh and blood, to give Imperial citizens free healthcare operations, all while trying his absolute hardest not to scream nor injure people, all with a calm look on his face. ago. ‘’Mandred II was best known for defeating the Skaven who assaulted the Empire in the aftermath of the Black Death during the horrific Skaven Wars. When an old 40k Vet returns to the game after 20 years and someone hands him a Tau Cyclic Ion Blaster. r/DeathBattleMatchups Collage Day 1: Omni Man VS Bardock (Invincible VS Dragon Ball)! Thanks for the request, u/shiorieternal !40k Skaven is so close to Dark Mechanicus that they should just combine them at this point. 11. It makes sense that they would have guessed that the big bad leader of a warband was named Slaanesh. But Mephiston performed a massive ritual to redirect him to Baal secoundus. "564 votes, 148 comments. Dark Eldar's worst Nightmare. FOUR GODS. 10th Ed. The unforgivable sin. Make each of the "many models" tied to one. Idk, custodes are already uncorruptable and deal with stuff like guarding cosmic horrors in the imperial labyrinth, and when the emperors webway project got a hole in it they were there fighting off chaos demons nonstop. r/Grimdank @grimdank_bot. POV: You’re a Tyranid who just ate a weird blue and gold space marineIn one of the Commissar Caine books he duels with a khornate space marine for a bit. The light went out. Obelix_the_third • 1 yr. Tbh I'd settle for some cool new Vespids. Yeah and we all know how this would turn out if it was true. You're better off using those points to buy artillery to shoot him off. Add a Comment. 1. Also has a respectable kill streak right now. 17K votes, 162 comments. Eldar reproduction is lengthy and complicated, so only the aristocracy can seclude themselves long enough to carry a child to term. Oh god damnit, space marine Daubeny is back. yo check it out, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother I hurt people, I'm a force of nature. the lore of novels in Spanish is wild (thanks to u/Easy_Dream6598 for helping me write this in English)Worshiping the emperor as a king is a material worship that is based on reality thus not causing ruckus in the warp and soul. Arguing at Age 27. 41 comments. Compared to just the dark age of technology with 5000 years and well over a million worlds with higher tech then all of Mars. But some voice lines. "Rogal. One of my favorites is Mirka Andolfo, creator of Sweet Paprika. 1K. ago. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain : r/Grimdank. But that is false. Especially when it's a series with an emphasise on being over the top by a huge margin. A faction that doesn't rely on the body horror trope and instead are a group of inscrutable blackguards unrelated to the Horus faction of chaos. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…691 upvotes · 5 comments. ago. Gav liked being a Guardsman because then he could do the will of the Immortal God-Emperor and that was one of Gav's most favorite things to do in the whole world. This is truly a type of torture for them. He would unironically say "Let the Galaxy burn!" "Sir we have reports that a child has stolen Fizzy Lifting Drinks. Bringing memes and putting the dank in Grimdank!By the orders of the Megir, the Death Spectres seek out suitable human-settled colonies far from the heart of the Imperium where they collect the best genetic specimens of women they can find. I can’t say the same. Honestly boobix faptor is probably one of my favorite YouTubers of all time, I’m glad he introduced my cypher and his channels, shits awesome, and the latest one about rednecks fights the scp foundation is practically me and the boys drunk on a little too much shine fight the local enforcement paladins ( the police. Costs . Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28 • 10 days ago. The first kick I took was when I hit the ground. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Stormygeddon • 5 mo. 6K votes, 346 comments. Yeah, but, like, they're all happy. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… To be suddenly confronted by the reality of the fact that you have come full circle. ago. 7K votes, 107 comments. 12. he's probably the missing Primarch. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…16. r/Grimdank •. They will become bioma- "raw energy" for the Necrons. well more accuratly, if you zoom really far into the middle youll see every non chaos faction that isnt the dark eldar. The Imperium on the other hand, everything was looking great until it didn't. 486. They did fuck a Chaos god into existence. That walking Range Rover could rip your spine out predator style, clean it up, and have it follow him around for the next hundreds of years taking pics of him in battle. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. I've come to accept that and do my best to keep the deaths as minimal as possible through heavy use of tanks, transports, artillery, and support personnel like Heavy Weapon Squads and attached Psykers and Priests. My understanding is is is as follows: 1st gen (Patriarch/genestealer) - assaults and infects a humans, wipes their memory. I want to spar with fem Lion. I hereby sign the death warrant of a star and consign a trillion souls to oblivion. sweet merciful Omnissiah, I just oiled my robes thinking about the potential this has. 750 votes, 23 comments. The term is inspired by the tagline of the. 3K votes, 109 comments. 364K subscribers in the Grimdank community. It tends toward parasitism or. There's other little conveniences (pipettes, pipe cleaners etc. 17K votes, 162 comments. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. Logic is sacred. ago. 21. 3. To make a name for yourself, be pivotal in several key moments and become an inquisitor with weaponized blankness. He has transcended the mortal boundary into a realm of his own. Though I have a personal hate of Harlequins. 3424486444. For all your services done in my name, you shall have the right to build the rest of Terra. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 10. Constantly needing to rub it off on other similar series that their personal favorite series is so much DARKer and GRITTIER. Originally posted on Reddit’s most prolific bastion of Warhammer memery, r/grimdank, this meme shows how times have changed. And all of it to keep. Mostly, the vorcha are just used by Krogans of The Blood Pact to be used as cannon fodder and are beaten to make them tougher. When you skip from Female Space Marines to Trans Space Marines for maximum Grimdank. I absolutely love the idea of Tommy Wiseau being an omnipotent demigod just. If he didn’t want to get caved in by a trollhammer he should’ve rock and stoned, simple skill issue. r/Grimdank. r/Grimdank. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. BigBrownDog12 • 9 mo. 376K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Carl is like somebody put the soul of a primarch and the soul of a honey badger into a guardsman's body. Wait what? Archaeon and rainbow dash both have magic the gathering cards, and with a little setup they'll give you infinite attacks with all of your creatures. • 1 yr. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. ago. ago. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. 326K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The Drukhari "rescued" a T'au colony and offered them the opportunity to experience Drukhari culture. We understand the forces of chaos and the warp in ways that no one in universe can. 1. At. This is what normal people think is jacked lmao. They were trained and hand crafted to be the best at. The Emperor's greatest mistake with Magnus was that, being purely a greater good, a combination of the wills of thousands of people, he couldn't understand personal motivations that didn't further mankind as a whole. Fragmented-Rooster • 6 mo. I can't believe anon's are still saying "le" ironically. This is why he is dead in the setting, because ideals cannot exist. Successful-Floor-738 • 5 mo. 4K votes, 46 comments. Today it was Gav's turn to fetch the huge sack of. An Ogryn would definitely like Claptrap. “Hi honey… yes I’m fine, but you won’t believe this…”. We understand the forces of chaos and the warp in ways that no one in universe can. Darth_Mornteth Not a magpie • 3 hr. You have the thickest plot armour in the entire game. The narrative and games workshop plastic sales won’t allow such heretical nonsense. Agreed, they also had surprise on their side. 10. Jun 21, 2021. 17. 2. Not to mention living longer and not succumbing to the frailty of old age (I think, not 100 percent on that). This is essentially proof positive that, behind all the masks, he is male. It’s coming along nicely thanks, gets bigger all the time. Just so people don't have to keep asking, Stringstorm makes WH40k songs. The end and the death volume 2 & 3. 350K subscribers in the Grimdank community. I want to ride with fem Jaghatai on her bike. 1. Their setbacks are often cataclysmic, but they're the exception to to the rule of 10k years of grinding status-quo. Minimalphilia. I would get if this one marine is painted incredibly well. You will be awarded with the right to build my palace. HE'S MIIIIIIIINE. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. For our duty to the Emperor is eternal. They have been trying to thwart him since he began his work, for they know that his success will signal the end of them. Originally posted on Reddit’s most prolific bastion of Warhammer memery, r/grimdank, this meme shows how times have changed. Yes, it's another one of those MLM outfits but it's definitely not a pyramid scheme. 1. That's it lads! 148 votes, 11 comments. Perfect. Here's a sneak peek of r/Warhammer_Smut [NSFW] using the top posts of the year! Smut is dank. If it makes you feel better there is a chance the necron believes he is Steve due to him being insane from the flayer virus. Feast-God • 2 mo. Now this is a high quality meme. ago. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin. : r/Grimdank. It personally mostly reminds me of Halo. 114. r/Grimdank •. Being a psyker would be so fucking terrible, especially after the split when everything in the warp is trying to pull a demonic gateway out of your ass. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Spread. Unfortunately, over a thousand years later, the Skaven Wars are considered to be children's stories by the people of the Empire, who no longer believe in the. 5. The Orks could probably do so too if you convinved a bunch of them they could. 3K votes, 81 comments. Paints: $50 worth to start should be enough for a basic range of schemes. Literally an angel. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…The Norn Emissary. r/Grimdank •. You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin. " (OC). ago. Truly, this is magnificent. I was born in the Catachan. 2K votes, 220 comments. About half of them (current and members forced to retire) tried a coup to overthrow him as the Imperial Regent - which went about as well as you would expect and he had them assassinated during their. So yeah, they didn't understand the implacable nature of Chaos. I got a whole box of leftover Skiitari Vanguard bits, but I am missing some legs and bodies, so I was wondering what you thought about my Neophyte Hybrid x Skiitari Vanguard idea. The GW writers had their priorities straight. All the work you had done, so much of it up in that cranium of yours. r/Grimdank. shroomyshy • 2 hr. May be a bit of a controversial statement, but I've seldom—basically never—seen people who admit to painting before assembly paint the models to good quality except for the occasional "Gundam sprue" artpiece. Everyone should read Empress Theresa. 326K subscribers in the Grimdank community. However these neutron pulses do no damage to non-biological material, allowing for valuable minerals or technology to be collected. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The ones in the head might be cabels with info and stuff. Dartj_Kafir • Rockin MK VI Beaks & Clappin Cheeks • 7 mo. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Samus is a lesbian comfirmed. Meanwhile in an alternate universe part 2. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…To be suddenly confronted by the reality of the fact that you have come full circle. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. 1. Jaximus55 Twins, They were. A Song of Fire and Ice, there was a long stable period, but it wasn't perfect. ago. "In a dark future where there is only war, these are the deliverers of the Emperor's Peace. 29. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Original meme found on r/grimdank. 6. 10. Fight together with your friends against hordes of enemies in this new Warhammer 40,000 experience. S. ComputerSmurf • 3 mo. » See SMS short codes for other countries. Was playing Votann the other day at the FLGS and got “Rock and Stone”d. " Sure enough, she jumped down the shaft and the cultist turned into flying mince. 000 years later, millenias after humanity has already set out to colonize the galaxy, a high tech society based around a god called "The Omnissiah TM", the Mechanicum TM, has formed on Mars, likely. ago. Stringstorm details. Rebel Alliance was basically ISIS and ended up paving the way for the Yuzan Vong invasion. I imagined it sounding like a Borderlands character. 7K votes, 112 comments. Everyone should read Empress Theresa. It's canon. Daubeny! Show yourself! " Lieutenant Titus, I. Lotara is a multiversal constant. Heretics here now. 29 comments. Games ruined. Cliff Simak wrote a classic story set on the surface of Jupiter - ' Desertion ', published in 1944 (later incorporated into 'City'). redd. 5K. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. Yeah, also as mentioned elsewhere it's ableist. ”. By becoming part of meme lore you have likely become inspiration for others the same way you became inspired. His genocide freed the human race from their elven overlords and single-handedly send the elven civilization into a slow recline. There were recently allegations that he had groomed an underage girl. Nah. They were sent back bleeding after Russ tried to bring the World Eaters to heel. A 152mm inside a pz4 turret would be a absolute bitch to load. In this fic several of the Primarchs are dads even by the heresy and the Emperor did not know. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. 33. grayrains79 • Secretly 3 squats in a long coat •. Usually it’s both. Not_Another_Usernam • 1 yr. r/Grimdank: Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…therealblabyloo • 8 mo. Luke5353 • 3 mo. As someone who is a fan of multiple sci-fi franchises that were constantly “punched down on” by 40k, this is justice. Trench space marines is something I didn’t know I needed but am glad I saw them. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up. GW really needs to make some books. the lore of novels in Spanish is wild (thanks to u/Easy_Dream6598 for helping me write this in English)The new rainbow dash card in mtg infinite combos with archaeon so I made this. 376K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… Open menu Open navigation Go to Reddit HomeTo be fair they have a reason to be arrogant: they literally are better. DarkKechup • 3 mo. 3K votes, 100 comments. ago. 5. Except for the 30,000 years before it existed. A parasite, an alien trying to control everything and the only. r/Grimdank. There's more custodes than grey knights active in the imperium. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Join. Well, let's see. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…A regiment of Krieg lost in the warp finally emerges out near a paradise world, and promptly crashes on it. 26. The subreddit has. Ork guns. r/Grimdank. That's it lads!148 votes, 11 comments. And crash their economy. This is why he is dead in the setting, because ideals cannot exist. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. Getting General Chenkov his morning Tanna probably kills 180 guardsmen. ago. Cadia Stans will say it's real. Victoria (Alexandrina Victoria; 24 May 1819 – 22 January 1901) was Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland from 20 June 1837 until her death in. Step five. Hope you guys enjoy it! 1 / 6. 7.